How Many Masons Does It Take?

by Richard
(Horndean Hampshie, UK)

How many Masons does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.

One to climb the ladder.

One to hold the ladder.

...and one to say,

"We don't do it that way in our lodge"

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Simon's Reply: Great one, Richard! Perhaps I should start a "How Many Masons" series. Does anyone have any other "How Many" Masonic jokes to share?

Thanks for contributing!

Simon