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How Many Masons Does It Take?

by Richard
(Horndean Hampshie, UK)

How many Masons does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.

One to climb the ladder.

One to hold the ladder.

...and one to say,

"We don't do it that way in our lodge"




Simon's Reply: Great one, Richard! Perhaps I should start a "How Many Masons" series. Does anyone have any other "How Many" Masonic jokes to share?

Thanks for contributing!

Simon


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HOW MANY MASONS DOSE IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
by: Bro.H.Welch St.Petersburg, Fl.

How many masons dose it take to change a light bulb?

I still don't know... Last I heard they were still at Home Depot arguing about which type of bulb to buy... Wait a minute come to think about it...THE DECISION TO CHANGE THE BULB WAS TABLED AT THE PAST BUSINESS MEETING BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD SECOND THE MOTION TO HAVE IT CHANGED!

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