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A Masonic End - Gallows Humor

As a man was standing on the gallows, his executioner asked if he had any last words.

"Yes," the man replied "I hate Masons."

The executioner was surprised by this and asked "Why do you hate Masons? They do much good in our world."

The condemned man said, not hiding his anger, "They are killing me. The man who turned me in is a Mason; the cop that arrested me is a Mason; the prosecuting attorney that tried me is a Mason' the jury that convicted me were all Masons; and the judge that sentenced me to hang is a Mason.

That is why I hate Masons!"

"I see." said the executioner. "Are you ready to proceed?"

"Yes." said the man with sadness in his voice.

"O.K. Then you will advance one regular step with the left foot...."

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Apr 03, 2015
Too Funny
by: Bro. Mac

I told a couple of my brothers and they are still talking about it and laughing!

Jul 12, 2011
Most Excellent!
by: Anonymous

I'm still grinning!

Jun 19, 2011
Masonic Gallows Humor
by: Sean Kiermaier

Yeah. This one is going to be heard by all at our next stated meeting...

Simon's Reply:

I'm glad you enjoyed this Masonic Gallows Humor joke, Sean.

Freemasons can understand its humor.


Dec 15, 2010
Masonic Gallows Humor - Funniest Masonic Joke
by: russel m.

That was the funniest Masonic joke I've ever read...thanks!

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